Price point: A trip to Tiong Bahru
Context: Old apartment cat
Before: The prospect of feeling heavy breathing while working. A step up from listening to it.
First impressions: A bit of a drag. But as we all know from Sir Paul, those are famous last words.
During: As you grow used to the idea of weighty yet windy fingers, your writing takes on never before character and a certain gravitas. your choice of words becomes efficient and style minimalistic, lending to your writing punch like you've never seen before
After: Cat drool on your fingers. Subjective. I have a certain fondness for most bodily fluids so it works for me.
Total Score: 7.5/10
Last words: If you've been facing writer's block lately, this could be the boost your flagging career needs. The cat drool is definitely worth a shot if you haven't tried it before. It doesnt discriminate against any. Has a preference for females
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